Walk Without Rythm

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Alrighty, a couple progress notes:

1. Dvorak typing speed is up to 49 wpm @ 98% accuracy. :: golf clap ::

2. As of this weekend, I've lost 21 lbs. since October.

Now, first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, I have to be careful lest I float up and crack my head on the ceiling. And when I leave the house, I can cross a patch of freshly fallen snow, lithe and nimble as the wind, leaving nary a mark of my passing. I am like Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice video. The gravity boots are really coming in handy.

3. Still not sporting a six-pack.

Also, a couple touching search queries that lead to my site recently:
1. will a DUI get me fired
2. what do nictating women do to men

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Walken huh? I see you more as Orlando Bloom without the blonde wig.

Isam, thanks for the personal update it really is nice to know what sorts of things are going on in the lives of you intarweb dudes. You are doing great and are an insparation. See if Kaz had one of these web journal things he could get this same sort of ego stroking, oh wait....

That 'nictating women' query was mine, got my wires crossed there. Best leave that one be, my man. Nothing to see here. MOVE ALONG I SAY!!!!

Jer, please email me with your Magick Sekrit Waite Loss Programe ASAP. Thankx do0od.

Seriously, congrats on that. I certainly know how tough it is to do anything about that, especially since I haven't managed to be consistent about it. Ever.

Ha! your Dvorak speed is up, but how is your QWERTY speed?

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